Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Jackson quote

Jackson just got finished using the potty. After he was done, he told me, "I pooped a mile!" Who taught him that? Donald, did you teach him that?

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  1. I don't think he's ever heard me say that at church, but it is in my repertoire. Interesting. Your child is more enlightened than I originally believed.

    /must...resist...urge...to post..."poop"...synonyms...
    //won't be...the first...to start it...
    ///waiting for...someone...else...

    ////I saw Dad Hintze at The Local today, too — and I shook his hand. I hope hadn't just left the head.

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  2. Check me out-there's something really cool at my blog!

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  3. You're kidding! You actually updated your blog??

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  4. Laying cable.

    /Over to you Maury.

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  5. /Maury takes the baton...

    Toss a pooch

    /Laps back to Jim...

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  6. Pinch a loaf.

    /back atchya

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  7. Let's see if we can get 30 posts on this one. I bet you guys can do it.

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  8. Take a grumpy (thanks, Dave B).

    NEXT!

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  9. Taking a tuba lesson.

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  10. Grinding the gears.

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  11. Seeing a man about a horse.

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  12. Doing paperwork in the business office.

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  13. Reading the paper.

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  14. Singing the Flintstones.

    /I'll pass back to Maury and allow him to explain.

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  15. Wait.... I want a turn.... Dropping the kids off at the pool!

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  16. cmon, no one se the obvious taking the dump.

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  17. One more... I got to go drop a few pounds...

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  18. Teach 99 said... Let the log out of the chute.

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  19. Hey, I'm number 21
    You guys are definitely NUTZ! Um disgusting but I like it! Must join in on this one!
    Ummmm.
    Go log rolling?!

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  20. Come on Maury, you're letting me down.

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  21. You know, I've heard people say in movies or whatever that they're going to see a man about a horse and I just thought they were really going to see a man about a horse. Boy, do I feel dumb!

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  22. Have to go log off.

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  23. Hold a meeting in the skunkworks.

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  24. A movement Beethoven would be proud of...

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  25. Corn smuggling.

    /stops there, juuuust past the line

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  26. Find a sewer bass
    Choke a toilet
    Turn the mulch
    Make a stinky
    Drop a deuce
    Make a duke
    Drop a dookie
    Take a Hogwart
    Stump a toad
    Bust a squat

    /LOST is back on...

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  27. One could also do it mathematician style...

    Work it out with a pencil......

    If I told you that was one of my mom's favorites, that would explain a lot I am sure.

    So, did I make it over the line or not? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me!

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  28. Dude, you should never insert pencils into your....well, you know. That's just gross. Digging it out with a pencil? Man, you certainly crossed the line.

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  29. Just for the record, Last night, I got this one, "Look, Mommy, I pooped a tunnel!" Ok, really, where do they get this stuff? For that matter, where do we get it.

    Coppin' a squat!

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  30. Passing the biscuits.
    Yodeling from the Alps.
    Giving birth.
    Gassing the protesters.
    Subdue the angry gerbils.
    Drop the depthcharges.
    Build a castle.

    /still uneasy over the pencil thing

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  31. How about spreading the cement? Just made that one up. Not very good at poopisms.

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  32. As long as you don't try to write your name in it with the aforementioned pencil.

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  33. "Unloading a Semi" would be better.

    Hey, how bout .... putting the dogs on the grill.
    pressing the cookie dough.
    spackling the walls.....I think the last one was yet too far again...

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  34. Making Tootsie Rolls

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  35. I have to admit that "dumping a semi" wins the thread, cheeks down.

    /Takes off hat
    //Bows
    ///Exits stage

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  36. Maury, thanks for the vote! I am really unsure whether it was a win or a loss (heehee) but will assume that you liked that one! haha I am now scared that I have fallen into the web of "YUCK".

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  37. My dear wife pointed out that we all missed "dropping anchor" and "burying the dead."

    I would respectfully submit, "taking a scratch" in honor of our cats.

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  38. Ooh Ooh Ooh.... Dropping the bomb!

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  39. Ok, couldn't resist.....
    Dropping anchor,
    Releasing the chutes,
    and did I miss...
    drop a bomb?

    Sorry Jenny, they just came to me!

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  40. It looks like Prayn Lady missed it when I said something about dropping the bomb.... I would like to ammend it to dropping the "A" bomb.... Much more poignant and I want to keep this going for a record.

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  41. Sorry Snoopdon, did miss it but the others were valid. I'm like you, this could be a record post. Why not try to keep adding to see if we can keep Jenny on her toes with it!

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