I don't think he's ever heard me say that at church, but it is in my repertoire. Interesting. Your child is more enlightened than I originally believed.
You know, I've heard people say in movies or whatever that they're going to see a man about a horse and I just thought they were really going to see a man about a horse. Boy, do I feel dumb!
Dude, you should never insert pencils into your....well, you know. That's just gross. Digging it out with a pencil? Man, you certainly crossed the line.
Just for the record, Last night, I got this one, "Look, Mommy, I pooped a tunnel!" Ok, really, where do they get this stuff? For that matter, where do we get it.
Maury, thanks for the vote! I am really unsure whether it was a win or a loss (heehee) but will assume that you liked that one! haha I am now scared that I have fallen into the web of "YUCK".
It looks like Prayn Lady missed it when I said something about dropping the bomb.... I would like to ammend it to dropping the "A" bomb.... Much more poignant and I want to keep this going for a record.
Sorry Snoopdon, did miss it but the others were valid. I'm like you, this could be a record post. Why not try to keep adding to see if we can keep Jenny on her toes with it!
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I don't think he's ever heard me say that at church, but it is in my repertoire. Interesting. Your child is more enlightened than I originally believed.
/must...resist...urge...to post..."poop"...synonyms...
//won't be...the first...to start it...
///waiting for...someone...else...
////I saw Dad Hintze at The Local today, too — and I shook his hand. I hope hadn't just left the head.
Check me out-there's something really cool at my blog!
You're kidding! You actually updated your blog??
Laying cable.
/Over to you Maury.
/Maury takes the baton...
Toss a pooch
/Laps back to Jim...
Pinch a loaf.
/back atchya
Let's see if we can get 30 posts on this one. I bet you guys can do it.
Take a grumpy (thanks, Dave B).
NEXT!
Popping a squat.
Taking a tuba lesson.
Grinding the gears.
Seeing a man about a horse.
Making a deposit.
Doing paperwork in the business office.
Reading the paper.
Singing the Flintstones.
/I'll pass back to Maury and allow him to explain.
Wait.... I want a turn.... Dropping the kids off at the pool!
cmon, no one se the obvious taking the dump.
One more... I got to go drop a few pounds...
Teach 99 said... Let the log out of the chute.
Hey, I'm number 21
You guys are definitely NUTZ! Um disgusting but I like it! Must join in on this one!
Ummmm.
Go log rolling?!
Come on Maury, you're letting me down.
You know, I've heard people say in movies or whatever that they're going to see a man about a horse and I just thought they were really going to see a man about a horse. Boy, do I feel dumb!
Burying the fish.
Have to go log off.
Hold a meeting in the skunkworks.
A movement Beethoven would be proud of...
Corn smuggling.
/stops there, juuuust past the line
Find a sewer bass
Choke a toilet
Turn the mulch
Make a stinky
Drop a deuce
Make a duke
Drop a dookie
Take a Hogwart
Stump a toad
Bust a squat
/LOST is back on...
One could also do it mathematician style...
Work it out with a pencil......
If I told you that was one of my mom's favorites, that would explain a lot I am sure.
So, did I make it over the line or not? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me!
Dude, you should never insert pencils into your....well, you know. That's just gross. Digging it out with a pencil? Man, you certainly crossed the line.
Just for the record, Last night, I got this one, "Look, Mommy, I pooped a tunnel!" Ok, really, where do they get this stuff? For that matter, where do we get it.
Coppin' a squat!
Passing the biscuits.
Yodeling from the Alps.
Giving birth.
Gassing the protesters.
Subdue the angry gerbils.
Drop the depthcharges.
Build a castle.
/still uneasy over the pencil thing
How about spreading the cement? Just made that one up. Not very good at poopisms.
As long as you don't try to write your name in it with the aforementioned pencil.
? Dumping a Semi?
"Unloading a Semi" would be better.
Hey, how bout .... putting the dogs on the grill.
pressing the cookie dough.
spackling the walls.....I think the last one was yet too far again...
Making Tootsie Rolls
I have to admit that "dumping a semi" wins the thread, cheeks down.
/Takes off hat
//Bows
///Exits stage
Maury, thanks for the vote! I am really unsure whether it was a win or a loss (heehee) but will assume that you liked that one! haha I am now scared that I have fallen into the web of "YUCK".
My dear wife pointed out that we all missed "dropping anchor" and "burying the dead."
I would respectfully submit, "taking a scratch" in honor of our cats.
Ooh Ooh Ooh.... Dropping the bomb!
Ok, couldn't resist.....
Dropping anchor,
Releasing the chutes,
and did I miss...
drop a bomb?
Sorry Jenny, they just came to me!
It looks like Prayn Lady missed it when I said something about dropping the bomb.... I would like to ammend it to dropping the "A" bomb.... Much more poignant and I want to keep this going for a record.
Sorry Snoopdon, did miss it but the others were valid. I'm like you, this could be a record post. Why not try to keep adding to see if we can keep Jenny on her toes with it!
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