Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Jackson quote

Jackson just got finished using the potty. After he was done, he told me, "I pooped a mile!" Who taught him that? Donald, did you teach him that?

45 comments:

Maury said...

I don't think he's ever heard me say that at church, but it is in my repertoire. Interesting. Your child is more enlightened than I originally believed.

/must...resist...urge...to post..."poop"...synonyms...
//won't be...the first...to start it...
///waiting for...someone...else...

////I saw Dad Hintze at The Local today, too — and I shook his hand. I hope hadn't just left the head.

Lizanne said...

Check me out-there's something really cool at my blog!

Jenny Hintze said...

You're kidding! You actually updated your blog??

Jim Looby said...

Laying cable.

/Over to you Maury.

Maury said...

/Maury takes the baton...

Toss a pooch

/Laps back to Jim...

Jim Looby said...

Pinch a loaf.

/back atchya

Jenny Hintze said...

Let's see if we can get 30 posts on this one. I bet you guys can do it.

Maury said...

Take a grumpy (thanks, Dave B).

NEXT!

Jim Looby said...

Popping a squat.

Jim Looby said...

Taking a tuba lesson.

Jim Looby said...

Grinding the gears.

Jim Looby said...

Seeing a man about a horse.

Jim Looby said...

Making a deposit.

Jim Looby said...

Doing paperwork in the business office.

Jim Looby said...

Reading the paper.

Jim Looby said...

Singing the Flintstones.

/I'll pass back to Maury and allow him to explain.

Chuchey Dradey said...

Wait.... I want a turn.... Dropping the kids off at the pool!

Chuchey Dradey said...

cmon, no one se the obvious taking the dump.

Chuchey Dradey said...

One more... I got to go drop a few pounds...

Chuchey Dradey said...

Teach 99 said... Let the log out of the chute.

praynlady said...

Hey, I'm number 21
You guys are definitely NUTZ! Um disgusting but I like it! Must join in on this one!
Ummmm.
Go log rolling?!

Jenny Hintze said...

Come on Maury, you're letting me down.

Jenny Hintze said...

You know, I've heard people say in movies or whatever that they're going to see a man about a horse and I just thought they were really going to see a man about a horse. Boy, do I feel dumb!

Jim Looby said...

Burying the fish.

Jim Looby said...

Have to go log off.

Jim Looby said...

Hold a meeting in the skunkworks.

Jim Looby said...

A movement Beethoven would be proud of...

Jim Looby said...

Corn smuggling.

/stops there, juuuust past the line

Maury said...

Find a sewer bass
Choke a toilet
Turn the mulch
Make a stinky
Drop a deuce
Make a duke
Drop a dookie
Take a Hogwart
Stump a toad
Bust a squat

/LOST is back on...

Chuchey Dradey said...

One could also do it mathematician style...

Work it out with a pencil......

If I told you that was one of my mom's favorites, that would explain a lot I am sure.

So, did I make it over the line or not? Tell me. Tell me. Tell me!

Jenny Hintze said...

Dude, you should never insert pencils into your....well, you know. That's just gross. Digging it out with a pencil? Man, you certainly crossed the line.

praynlady said...

Just for the record, Last night, I got this one, "Look, Mommy, I pooped a tunnel!" Ok, really, where do they get this stuff? For that matter, where do we get it.

Coppin' a squat!

Jim Looby said...

Passing the biscuits.
Yodeling from the Alps.
Giving birth.
Gassing the protesters.
Subdue the angry gerbils.
Drop the depthcharges.
Build a castle.

/still uneasy over the pencil thing

Jenny Hintze said...

How about spreading the cement? Just made that one up. Not very good at poopisms.

Jim Looby said...

As long as you don't try to write your name in it with the aforementioned pencil.

praynlady said...

? Dumping a Semi?

Chuchey Dradey said...

"Unloading a Semi" would be better.

Hey, how bout .... putting the dogs on the grill.
pressing the cookie dough.
spackling the walls.....I think the last one was yet too far again...

Amy said...

Making Tootsie Rolls

Maury said...

I have to admit that "dumping a semi" wins the thread, cheeks down.

/Takes off hat
//Bows
///Exits stage

praynlady said...

Maury, thanks for the vote! I am really unsure whether it was a win or a loss (heehee) but will assume that you liked that one! haha I am now scared that I have fallen into the web of "YUCK".

Jim Looby said...

My dear wife pointed out that we all missed "dropping anchor" and "burying the dead."

I would respectfully submit, "taking a scratch" in honor of our cats.

Chuchey Dradey said...

Ooh Ooh Ooh.... Dropping the bomb!

praynlady said...

Ok, couldn't resist.....
Dropping anchor,
Releasing the chutes,
and did I miss...
drop a bomb?

Sorry Jenny, they just came to me!

Chuchey Dradey said...

It looks like Prayn Lady missed it when I said something about dropping the bomb.... I would like to ammend it to dropping the "A" bomb.... Much more poignant and I want to keep this going for a record.

praynlady said...

Sorry Snoopdon, did miss it but the others were valid. I'm like you, this could be a record post. Why not try to keep adding to see if we can keep Jenny on her toes with it!